Lost in the wilds of backwoods America

Dear whoever reads these words.

We are lost in an electron-free dead-zone somewhere in a place called “Yellowstone.” No telephones, no cell phones, no television, no radio, NO INTERNET! There are no electrons in the air at all. I am suffering total technology withdrawal. There is NOTHING here except a bunch of nature. If we never return from this deprivation, look for our desiccated, emaciated, mauled by wild natural animals, body parts in the droppings of large furry beasts somewhere in the backwoods of this backward state.

Good-bye cruel world!

“Jeremiah Johnson” Frank, “Grizzly Adams” Cheryl, and Peanut, the Pioneer Pup.